Everyone has a stake in America’s big, public corporations.  Either as an investor, employee, customer, supplier or community leader.  So how these corporations perform is a big deal for all of us.

Unfortunately, we’ve had all too many corporations that have their problems.  But, amazingly, we see little change in the CEO, or CEO compensation.   When one of the USA‘s largest employers, McDonald’s, uses its hotline to tell low-paid employees they should avoid breaking open Christmas gift boxes, and instead return gifts for cash to buy gas and groceries, it’s not a bad idea to take a look at top executive pay.  And with so many people still looking for work, and unemployment for people under 25 at something like 15%, there is an ongoing question as to whether CEOs are being held accountable or simply granted their jobs regardless of performance.

Given that Scrooge was a banker, why not start by looking at bank CEOs?  And who better to glance at than the ultra-high profile Jamie Dimon, CEO and Chairman of JPMorganChase.

In 2012 Mr. Dimon told us there were really no problems in the JPMC derivatives business. We later learned that – oops – the unit did actually lose something like $6billion.  Mr. Dimon was nice enough to admit this was more than a “templest in a teapot,” and eventually apoligized.  He asked us to all realize that JPMC is really big, and mistakes will happen.  Just forget about it and move on he recommended.

But in 2013 the regulators said “not so fast” and fined JPMC close to $1billion for failure to properly safeguard the public interest.  The Board felt compelled to reflect on this misadventure and cut Mr. Dimon’s pay in half to a paltry $18.7million.  That means in the year when things went $7billion wrong, he was paid nearly $37million – and the penalty was to subsequently receive only $19million. Thus his total compensation for 2 years, during which $7billion evaporated from the bank, was (roughly) $50M.

It appears unlikely anyone will be returning gifts to buy ham and beans in the Dimon household this year.

Mr. Dimon was spanked by the Board, and he is no longer the most highly paid CEO in the banking industry.  That 2013 title goes to Wells Fargo CEO John Stumpf, who received about $23M.  Wells Fargo is still sorting out the mess from all those bad mortgages which have left millions of Americans with foreclosures, bankruptcies, costly short-sales and mortgages greater than the home value.  But, hotlines are now in place and things are getting better!

CEO compensation is interesting because it is all relative.  Pay is minimally salary – never more than $1M (although that alone is a really big number to most people.)  Bonuses make up most of the compensation,based on relative metrics tied to comparisons with industry peers.  So, if an industry does badly and every company does poorly the CEOs still get paid their bonuses.  You don’t have to be a Steve Jobs or Jeff Bezos with new insights, lots of growth, great products and margins to be paid a lot.   Just don’t do a whole lot worse than some peer group you are compared against.

Which then brings us to the whole idea of why CEOs that make big mistakes – like the whopper at JPMC – so easily keep their jobs.  Would a McDonald’s cashier that missed handing out change by $7 (1 one-billionth the JPMC mistake) likely be paid well – or fired? What about a JPMC bank teller? Yet, even when things go terribly wrong we rarely see a CEO lose their job.

During this shopping season, just look at Sears.  Ed Lampert cut his pay to $1 in 2013.  Hooray!  But this did not help the company.

Sears and Kmart business is so bad CEO Lampert changed strategy in 2013 to selling profitable stores rather than more lawn mowers and hand tools in order to keep the company alive.  Yet, as more employees leave, suppliers risk being repaid, communities lose their stores and retail jobs and tax base, Mr. Lampert remains Sears Holdings CEO.  We accept that because he owns so much stock he has the “right” to remain CEO.

Perhaps Mr. Lampert deserves a visit from his own personal Jacob Marley, who might make him realize that there is more to life (and business) than counting cash flow and seeking lower cost financing options.  Mr. Lampert can arise each morning before dawn to browbeat employees via conference webinars, and micromanage a losing business.  But it leaves him sounding a lot like Scrooge.  Meanwhile those behaviors have not stopped Sears and KMart from losing all market relevancy, and spiraling toward failure.

CEO pay-to-worker ratios have increased 1,000% since 1950.  (How’s that for a “relative” metric?)  Today the average CEO makes 200 times the company’s workforce (the top 100 make 300 times as much – and the CEO of Wal-Mart has a pension 6,182 times that of the average employee.)  Is it any wonder so many investors, employees, customers, suppliers and community leaders are paying so much attention to CEO performance – and pay?

We are all thankful for the good CEO that develops long-range plans, spends time investing in growth projects, developing employees, increasing revenue and margins while expanding the communities in which the company lives and works.  It just doesn’t happen often enough.

This Christmas, as many before, as we look at our portfolios, paychecks, pensions, product quality, service quality and communities too many of us wish far too often for better CEOs, and compensation really aligned with long-term performance for all constituencies.